Description

This relaxed-fit tee carries a sly, confident voice — a clean white canvas with bold, playful lettering that reads “Professional ALIBI For The Right $$$$.” It feels like the kind of shirt someone wears when they want to wink at the room: casual, a little cheeky, and unapologetically humorous. The garment-dyed, heavyweight cotton drapes with a lived-in softness; the finished double-needle seams and tubular knit give it structure that holds up wash after wash. Wear it on low-key nights out, casual hangouts, or whenever you want to make people smile without saying a word. The graphic sits front-and-center, letting the message do the talking while the shirt’s comfort keeps you reaching for it again and again.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness and heavyweight feel
– Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced fabric waste
– Durable double-needle stitching on all seams and pre-shrunk construction
– Available in sizes S–4XL (select partners) and 58 color options
– Sewn-in label and made in Honduras for reliable quality

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean